This calendar month marks the 35th ceremony of Rocky IV , the greatest sports movie e'er fabricated in which the intangible idea of communism is defeated by boxing. The plot follows Heavyweight Champion Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) as he basks in his glorious wealth aslope his friend and former rival Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers), who is enjoying his retirement every bit a boxing fable. Even so, when a Russian ubermensch named Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren) arrives in America to challenge Rocky, Apollo takes it every bit a personal insult and challenges Drago himself to an exhibition match in Las Vegas. Ignoring the advice of both Rocky and pretty much everyone else effectually him, Apollo comes out of retirement to fight Drago, only to get browbeaten literally to decease in the opening seconds of the iind circular.

Obviously, Rocky is inconsolable over this tragedy, and he swears an oath of vengeance to a Robert Tepper vocal while driving in his sports car. He accepts a Christmas Day tour against Drago, and travels to the wilds of Siberia to railroad train for the fight. After several agonizing rounds going toe to toe with his friend's murderer, Rocky delivers a flurry of blows that topples the Russian to win the bout. He then grabs the microphone and gives a rousing spoken language about change that xc% of the audience cannot possibly sympathize. By the time he is finished speaking, the entire Soviet Union is applauding both him and the American Spirit, effectively destroying the communist regime years before it actually dissolved. The credits roll at 87 minutes, ten of which were devoted entirely to montages. It is a perfect film.

However, later on having nearly 4 decades to absorb the many intricacies of Rocky 4, it's high fourth dimension we discussed 1 of its unspoken truths, something every Rocky fan has had to quietly reconcile simply has never dared to speak aloud. Fellow Balboners, it's time we addressed the fact that Apollo Creed 100% deserved to get his ass kicked.

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Now before you go flooding my inbox with "how dare you" and "bad take" and "Apollo Creed actually crawls out of the Sarlacc pit in the Extended Universe," permit me analyze that I am not maxim Apollo Creed deserved to become his donkey kicked to decease. All I'yard saying is that Apollo spends his brief screen time in Rocky Iv being a gigantic asshole so desperate to cling to his old glory that he makes it his personal mission to publicly embarrass Drago, a man who has done admittedly nothing to offend Apollo beyond simply existing. Had Drago but beaten the shit out of him instead of killing him, the audience would've collectively murmured, "Aye, he kinda had that coming." Existence a balls-out mid-80s jingoistic drama, the movie never arrives at this conclusion, despite making several powerful arguments in its favor.

First, some context. Rocky the Fourth is the 3rd sequel to Rocky , the flick that earned Sylvester Stallone two Oscar nominations and made him an international motion picture star. That movie is a movie theater verité mode drama about a pocket-sized-time fighter who gets a shot at the heavyweight championship because the champ (Apollo Creed, forever an asshole) wants to fight some local chud and embarrass him. Much similar he does during his eventual fight against Drago, Apollo even wears an Uncle Sam costume to the ring, because that is his fetish. Rocky takes the fight seriously, however, and shocks the world by going the distance with Apollo, ultimately losing the bout via separate conclusion. Information technology's a powerful picture show that is firmly grounded in reality.

Fast-forward nine years to Rocky IV, which begins with an American boxing glove and a Russian boxing glove punching each other and exploding. Rocky is at present and then far removed from his situation in the beginning moving-picture show that he casually presents his brother-in-police with a sentient robot as a advantage for non succumbing to massive middle failure as they celebrate his birthday in Rocky's palatial mansion. The disconnect between Rocky and Rocky 4 is absolutely hilarious. It should come every bit piffling surprise to learn that Rocky Iv was released the same year every bit Rambo: Starting time Blood Part Two , some other Stallone sequel that completely abandons the serious, grounded drama of the original movie in favor of recasting the main character as a cartoonishly larger-than-life American hero. The 1980s were magnificent, you guys. It is in this environment that Rocky Four is able to make Apollo Creed behave like an embarrassing dickhead without consciously realizing information technology. Permit's examine.

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Apollo is comfortably living in retirement in a giant mansion with a loving wife, a gigantic swimming pool, and 2 extremely skillful dogs. While joyously splashing around in said puddle with aforementioned Good Boys, he looks over at his outdoor boob tube and catches a press conference about Ivan Drago. It is interesting to note that while having a TV propped up on a slice of patio article of furniture in your backyard would get you a citation from your homeowner's association in 2020, it was a status symbol of extreme wealth in 1985.

During that press conference, Drago's wife Ludmilla (Brigitte Nielson) is extremely cordial and professional when discussing her hopes for her husband'due south battle success. But Apollo inexplicably takes that shit personally, and vows to punish Drago for having the absolute temerity to come up to the United States and challenge Rocky Balboa to a fight. That'southward really it. The picture show was made during the height of the Cold War in the 1980s, and back then, villains didn't really need to practise anything exterior of "existence Russian" to exist considered villains. Sure, there are some scenes subsequently on in which Drago's pompous trainer starts ranting about Soviet superiority, but Ludmilla remains extremely diplomatic, and Drago himself never says anything. He just stands at that place, looking like a wax figure of Dolph Lundgren. And this is enough to make Apollo Creed furious. The cool waters of his meg-dollar pond puddle are no comfort to the blinding rage of seeing a younger athlete on television. "How dare he be Russian?!" Apollo screams inside his eye, outwardly scowling with all of the power afforded him by his considerable mustache.

Obviously, Apollo cannot correspond this, so he immediately leaves retirement to claiming Drago to an exhibition match to prove that Russian boxers cannot fight, no matter how young and in-shape and considerately powerful they are. To his credit, Rocky really tries to talk him out of it, pointing out all of the things I've but mentioned in addition to the fact that information technology'due south just an exhibition lucifer, meaning it won't affect either Apollo's or Drago'due south professional tape. Information technology's just a friction match for the sake of Apollo's pride and legacy, neither of which, if you've been keeping rails, have been in question for i moment of the film. Drago came to America to fight Rocky, and instead got chosen out by Apollo for the insult of existing.

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During a printing conference for their fight, Ludmilla refers to Drago every bit an "international sportsman and ambassador of goodwill," and when asked if he'southward set up to fight a professional boxer, she says, "…nosotros promise he's qualified to do and so… Well, I know he is, but I don't want to audio too confident." Perfectly diplomatic and ceremonious. Meanwhile, Apollo quips "I had to teach this young fellow to box, American style," before spending the rest of the printing briefing clowning on Drago and interrupting him earlier he gets a run a risk to speak. Ludmilla cuts in to say they're very happy to have the opportunity to fight Apollo, and that Apollo is well known and respected in Russia. Simply Apollo's near-psychotic temper flares upwards again when Ludmilla suggests that Drago "could" win the lucifer, and that it would be a adept victory for his career if he did. Apollo responds by shouting that at that place's no possible way Drago could ever defeat him, despite the objective fact that Drago is a gigantic marble statue with the demeanor of an executioner who has heard so many cries for mercy the words no longer hold whatsoever meaning for him. Again, Ludmilla responds with civility and merely asks Apollo what makes him so certain he is going to win

Finally Drago's trainer loses his temper and points out the obvious fact – Apollo is too former to be fighting, and certainly too one-time to be fighting someone similar Drago. (He's 37, and that'south pretty long in the tooth for a boxer.) Apollo gets defensive and calls Drago a "heavy bag with eyeballs," then insists "I came hither to talk most a friendly exhibition bout 'till Comrade Bigmouth started up." If you'll remember, Apollo is the one who has been needling Drago and his team the unabridged time. Drago's trainer just finally pushed back, and now Apollo is making a big prove of existence insulted. It'south real "I'm going to kick sand on you until you lot kick sand back then I'm going to run and tell the teacher" energy, and information technology's a bad look, Apollo.

The night of the fight, Rocky very correctly points out that they don't know anything about Drago or how he fights. They've never seen whatever videos of his matches or his grooming. Rocky gently tries to remind Apollo that he hasn't fought in five years and that maybe they should postpone until they're able to get a ameliorate idea of what Drago can practise in the band and how to train for information technology. "This is u.s.a. confronting them!" Apollo barks, referring to a Las Vegas exhibition fight confronting a homo to whom he has spoken maybe v sentences. Also, during the entire film, we never once see Apollo hash out the fight with his wife. But yous know who does speak to Mrs. Creed? Ludmilla. She approaches Apollo's wife in the crowd and very respectfully says hullo and that she hopes that they tin can exist friends subsequently the fight is over. (This friendship probably did non end up happening.) Ludmilla also points out that Apollo and Drago are sportsmen, and not soldiers in a war.

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The night of the fight, Drago gets an appreciably cool entrance in which he begins below the ring and is slowly lifted upward into the edifice like the King of the Morlocks. Apollo then ambushes him with James fucking Brown performing "Living in America" live with an entire backup band and an army of dancers waving American flags. Apollo descends from the ceiling on a giant bull head, the avatar of capitalism, wearing an Uncle Sam coat and hat and dancing like a cheeseball. Apollo and then skips across the stage and does a hype jog around James Brown, who is and then unspeakably high on cocaine he probably doesn't realize he'south in a movie and believes Carl Weathers is the spirit of America descended from the heavens to district with him.

The fight begins, and Drago proceeds to beat the absolute christ out of Apollo, to the signal where Rocky desperately pleads with his friend to let him throw in the towel and end the match. Apollo refuses, and makes Rocky promise not to phone call it no thing what happens. Considering Rocky is a man in the 1980s, he agrees. (Again, Apollo never once addresses his married woman or indeed seems to intendance much about her opinion at all.) He then stumbles back out into the ring, blinded by blood and pride, to get immediately punched so hard by Drago that his spirit leaves his trunk.

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Obviously his death is lamentable, considering everyone loves Apollo Creed and Carl Weathers, but let's be existent here. Apollo came out of a comfortable retirement, secured by a championship legacy, to fight some guy he's never met without ever once consulting his married woman almost it. He then publicly tries to humiliate this man over and over again, even going so far as to bring the Godfather of Soul into it, until ultimately getting his donkey kicked so difficult he literally dies. Again, I must stress that none of this was necessary. Drago came to fight Rocky, non Apollo. Apollo is never even mentioned in the initial TV press briefing. He could've just stayed at home, enjoying retirement in his gigantic pool with his married woman and his two Very Skillful Dogs. Smdh Apollo.